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Tempo Arc Montgomery, Alabama

Vol. IX · Goat Hill clay desk

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Paper that expires

A gift slip is a window, not a shopping bag

Rhea stamps a Slot Audit for $165. It lives twelve months. It does not entitle anyone to a free head, a Saturday duel, or a fourth grind that lost on the blotter.

What the paper buys

Forty-five minutes on the oak, flags on the scoring set, a written note about which sole region is lying. If the recipient wants a Three-Wedge Census, they pay the difference on the day Miles has a window.

We mail the slip or hold it at the desk. Name both people. Spell the family name the way the inbox will recognize it.

What it will not buy

A grind letter from a catalog. A lesson. A rain check after a no-show. If the recipient ghosts the window twice, the paper dies early and Rhea will say so in plain type.

Ask Rhea for a slip